That’s great, but how do I fix my motorcycle?
If there is a place that is hiring and cares about Software Quality, I'll take a 70% paycut to work there.
(2022)
(edited 2023) agreed mods should append a year given how fast things have been changing
Hey Siri, is my app doing what I wanted it to do?
Siri: Yes, but each action takes 10 minutes to resolve and your users are jumping out of their windows after dealing with your software.
Programmer: Great, my software works!
Hey Siri, my software isn't doing what I wanted it to do. Confirm PRD did not include 10 minute wait times and send my IQ test results again please.